At doctor's office
(Column ~ 07/31/15)
Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. ...
SEMO Press Board of Directors
(Local News ~ 07/31/15)
The 2015-2016 officers and directors who were elected on July 16, in Cape Girardeau: are front, from left, Anne Hayes, Cape Girardeau, Southeast Missouri State University; Kim Combs, Wayne County Journal-Banner; Secretary-Treasurer, Michelle Friedrich, Daily American Republic, Poplar Bluff; President, Peggy Scott, Festus Jefferson County Leader; back are, 2nd Vice President, Toby Carrig, Ste. ...
Local Duo Achieves Success In the Pool
(Community Sports ~ 07/31/15)
Laney Stone and Hunter Warren of the Bootheel Racers swimming program have had quite a summer in the pool. At meets throughout the Midwest and Mid-South these two young athletes have made their presence felt. When asked about the performance of Laney and Hunter in the summer 2015 season Coach Spence Royer offered the following: "Laney and Hunter have completely exceeded my expectations and have firmly demonstrated that they are some of the best young swimming talent in our area. ...
(Sports Column ~ 07/31/15)
Personally, I've never been able to wrap my head around "recreational fishing". It's a term used for people who go fishing to relax, which is a peculiar concept to me. I relax between 11 pm and 5 am, when God intended me too. When I'm fishing, I'm doing everything in my power, and exerting every effort to catch as many fish as possible, but hey, to each his own I suppose...
Portageville Fire Department- July
(Police/Fire Report ~ 07/31/15)
July 2015 Monthly Report Fire Department City Incidents- 2 7-17-15: Firemen responding- 11; Location- 509 Payne Ave.; Grass and Trash Fire. 7-22-15: Firemen responding- 10; Location- 110 West 6th St.; Tree Burning Rural Incidents- 1 7-31-15: Firemen responding- 7; Location- I-55 at MM 34-38; Grass Fire...
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