(Column ~ 01/02/15)
Brian's stress level was at unsurpassed levels. His wife Maggie was in labor and Brian was sure it was time to head to the hospital. Breathing heavily, Brian grabbed the phone and called the doctor. "MY WIFE, SHE'S READY, SHOULD WE COME?" The doctor tried to relax the poor fellow, "just try to relax, now tell me how much time elapses between the contractions?" "MAGGIE!" Brian screamed on the top of his lungs, "HOW MUCH TIME IN BETWEEN THE CONTRACTIONS? TEN MINUTES? OK, TEN MINUTES IN BETWEEN!" "And is this her first child?" Questioned the doctor. ...
Gas prices keep dropping; $1.99 in Marston
(Local News ~ 01/02/15)
Gas prices in Portageville haven't gone below $1.99 a gallon, but they had fallen to $2.05 Some Scott City, Mo., stations are selling fuel for $1.99, and a number of customers said they haven't seen gas advertised at that price in a long time, according to the Southeast Missourian. Gas stations in Benton, Mo., have been advertising at equally low fuel prices...
Dons knock out Portageville in consolation seimfinals
(High School Sports ~ 01/02/15)
BLOOMFIELD -- Lucas Moe had 14 of his team-high 20 points in the first half to propel Doniphan to a 16 point lead at halftime. The No. 14 Dons held the margin in the second half and won 66-47 to upset No. 11 Portageville Saturday to advance to the consolation semifinals at the Bloomfield Christmas Tournament...
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